My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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