are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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