I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Alive.
So much puke
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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