I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You ruined the universe
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
