Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
