You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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