Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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