Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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