i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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