i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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