***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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