dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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