Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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