Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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