They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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