i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
