windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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