real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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