Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
