Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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