he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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