She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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