I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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