she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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