i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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