my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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