Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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