Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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