it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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