I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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