just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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