I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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