i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
This house was built for laser tag.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
please don't ironically join a cult
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