U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
grandma shit on top of the toilet
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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