Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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