dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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