@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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