Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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