I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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