I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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