Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
