i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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