Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
