I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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