I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
