he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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