she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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