You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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