she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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