Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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