I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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