They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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