come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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