So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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