there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
