oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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